Saturday, May 14, 2011

act politics

"... get into my big black car
I want to just show you what my politics are."
Cream - 'Politician' from 'Wheels of Fire' [1968] 

Monday, May 2, 2011

please do not feed the animals

Will Rip Curl sue Mark Hotchkin for bringing their brand into disrepute?

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

SIMON POWER RESIGNS

National Party hack Simon Power announced his resignation from politics today, he turned away suggestions of his possible leadership of the National Party - 'I want a job with a future'.

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

TEA WITH RODNEY

 I will resign if Maori are given elected seats on Auckland Council, but have made provision for a Maori Statutory board instead - which is fairer & will cost less.

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

THE BOOKWORM

"Will you cancel the fine on these overdue books if I return the ones I stole last year?"

Thursday, January 27, 2011

GOOD NEWS




Key: "The good news Rodney is that we got your x-ray back from the lab. The bad news is....."

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

THE TRUE & ONLY SOURCE

As we all know, the true & only source of whale oil is simply........blubber

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

HEATHER ROY

"There was a knock at the door & Roger said 'OMG - it's Rodney!...
Quick, bend over while I hide the P-pipe!'"

Sunday, January 16, 2011

Sunday, January 9, 2011

MEDIA CELEBRITY VISITS CHRISTCHURCH


Always one with a nose for a good story, & scenting something in the wind, intrepid reporter Holmes visits earthquake-stricken Christchurch....

Friday, January 7, 2011

Wong & Wonger


Unfortunately for them this pair discovered that two wongs do not make a right!